Please enjoy these special holiday greetings from the wrestlers of around the world. Feel free to print these, because pretty soon after Christmas, they'll be gone!
We got two words for ya', Jingle Bells!!!
We got two words for ya', Santa Claus!!!
We got two words for ya', Fruit Cake!!!
We got two words for ya', Frosty Thesnowman!!!
We got two words for ya', Merry Christmas!!!
Christmas: 12:25 (that's christmas day)
Im gonna open up a can of Cranberry Sauce on ya'!
When ya' here the glass, it's the ghost of Christmas Past!
And that's the bottom line, 'cause Santa Claus Said SO!
Do you smell what Mrs. Claus is cookin'?
I'm gonna' walk down the Christmas isle, go into the Christmas ring and raise the Christmas eye-brow, and lay down the Christmas smack.
There is only one, and Santa means only one! Who can ever be the Christmas Champ.
I am the fat-man, the jolly guy, the PRESENT GIVER!
I'm just a fat boy! I'm not your toy boy.
Oh you didn't know? You better send your list to somebody!!
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, he had to drop coal into mine.
If you don't get on that sleigh, you're going to regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tommorrow, but soon.
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